Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Buettner Family Scrabble Version 2.0

So, we get out a Scrabble board, form teams, and make up words. No points, no one wins, we all win, because we're making up new words. This is my family. We are awesome. Worship at our feet. If you care to see all the other words we've made up, see my note entitled "Buettner Family Scrabble."

Brermic-proper noun, a beard enhancement cream
Duwai-proper noun, a country off the coast of Arabia
enhala- noun, that rare moment when a person inhales and says hello at the same time
eshalef-noun, Hebrew slang for dirty monkey, used as an insult
EUJA-proper noun, organization, stands for European Union of Jews and Anglicans
EZitma-proper noun, the website for Zitma (see Zitma definition_
fient-adjective, what sweaty feet smell like
flande-verb, cooking a chicken the Flemish way
gofie-1. noun, police slang for a bad con artist, stands for Giving Obviously False Identities Everywhere
        -2. noun, a baby gopher
grisp-noun, a very weak grasp
grye-noun, a disorder in which while crying, instead of sobbing, one makes a grinding noise
igga- noun, a very small igloo
kreng- noun, a Korean style typeface
Krevio-proper noun, a popular East Asian teen drama
lun-noun, a half lunge
nose-verb, to smack your nose against someone as an insult, "She just nosed you!"
osiben-noun, the offspring of an ostrich and a bison
osibent-noun, a baby osiben
oya-slang term, shortening of Oh, Yes.
RETA-proper noun, stands for Really Entertaining Talking Animals, the actors union of popular characters on childrens television programs and movies
Spaq-proper noun, the Shaquille O'Neill sponsored brand of Spanx, a type of hosiery
Spaqi, proper noun, Shaq's Spaqs for kids
textvic-noun, the time when a person is convicted for a crime based on a text message
Toowop-proper noun, a disease in which a person's lips are allergic to each other
UHOD, proper noun, an organization, stands for the United Hobbits of Denmark
walie-noun, a small wall for children, used to keep them from falling down stairs, entering rooms, etc.
yirmin-noun, yeti vermin
Zitma-proper noun, a zit zapper medication for middle aged women with kids

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